A : Dude, did u know that smoking is deadly.
B : Hell no. God the one who decide when I die.
A : Hmm, How much do u spend for cigarettes ?
B : Well, around 10 to 20 bucks per day. why?
A : how long do u have been smoking?
B : about 10 years. What the fuck u asking this question? U sounds like my aunt right now.
A : Well, let say u spent 10 bucks per day. for a month u already spend around 300 bucks. Since u've been smoking for 10 years, that's mean u already spent $36 000 for a year. That's a lot of money dude. If u don't smoking, u probably married right now.
B : wow, u're really got in math don't you. Do u smoking my friend?
A: No and never.
B : Then why u still not married?
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